Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
