I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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