It's like God shit irony all over that family
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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