Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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