some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Everclear isn't food dammit
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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