At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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