My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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