Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!