i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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