the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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