that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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