hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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