That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Someone signed my nipple.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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