Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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