He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Found your dick twin last night
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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