I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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