He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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