Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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