is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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