i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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