I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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