I swear god or herbie drove my car home
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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