It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Semen is not good for contacts.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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