so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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