So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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