Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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