she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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