yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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