Yo dont text me then not text me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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