She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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