You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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