you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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