and next time when you feel me up, do it right
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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