Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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