i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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