whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my shit smells like andre
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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