I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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