Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
