quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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