Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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