That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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