I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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