I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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