I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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