It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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