i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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