How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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