hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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