I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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