yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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