Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
