New invention idea: vibrating tampons
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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