i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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