is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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