I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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