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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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