I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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